What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 06:04
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Have you ever had a scary dream about a loved one or friend soon after their death?
No go.
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
What ended your relationship with your best friend?
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Does having the wrong address on my car insurance invalidate my policy?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
Measles confirmed in Colorado Springs, public asked to watch for symptoms - KKTV
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Why are black people harassed more by police officers?
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
What is one fantasy you have never told anyone about but really want to do?
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What are your thoughts on the dating app "scam"?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
US won't label China a currency manipulator amid tariff war - AP News
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Scientists develop 'mosquito STD' to combat malaria - Phys.org